Steve Dix...Comedian?

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19.01.2004 11:03 - The Dreaded Soup Of Weight Reduction

Her Maj has decided that we need to lose the excess weight.  So, for a week we\'re on the Dreaded Soup of Weight Reduction.  I don\'t mind, I need to lose some weight anyway.  However....

I\'ve done this diet before.  It worked, but the main problem is the soup itself.  Without any flavouring, it has all the taste of dessicated cardboard (how do you know that then, Steve?). So, Her Maj has put in a little of the chilli sauce that we had left over from the New Year\'s party.  Did I mention the chilli?  Hot does not describe it adequately.  If this chili sauce was a weapon, it would be banned under the Geneva convention.  It\'s called \"Sambal Oelek\", so it\'s likely to be Turkey\'s revenge on all Germans.  A little goes a long way.  A LONG way.  How long?  George W. could probably save a fortune by spoon-feeding it to astronauts.  They wouldn\'t need a new shuttle.  Several of our guests had noticable scar-tissue on their tongues...

Anyway, so this soup now tastes like chilli-flavoured dessicated cardboard.   Very hot chilli-flavoured dessicated cardboard.  The bets are on which gives up  first, me or the taste-buds...

 


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