from Under Milk Float |
In an attic room in a leafy crescent Something stirs which isn't pleasant Belches, squelches, goes tumescent Werewolf? No it's an adolescent…. From here on in, you're on your own It's anti social, fully grown It's most coherent sound's a moan Unless of course it's on your phone I'd hate to add to any fears But since you're on the brink of tears It hangs around for several years And fills your house with all Its peers Who chip your mugs And burn your rugs Then steal your jugs To mix their drugs You'll plead "For Christsakes - not in here!" That's when they take it up a gear By mixing acid, whizz and beer To add the element of fear And where'd you start with all of that A bawling out? A cosy chat? Like, "Don't give sulphate to the cat". Or just move out and get a flat There's no escape- just wait and see But slash your wrists and instantly And if you'll take a tip from me You'll do it while the bathroom's free. Back to Pomes |