SUNDAY TV GUIDE
6.00 Breakfast with Frostrup
7.00 Crutch of the Day
Magazine show for the wounded.
8.00 Hunky Bunky Time
9.00 Yr Pobli Llyr Cwmbrn
Beach surgery in Welsh
10. 00 Knacker-Lacka Teeni-Weenies!
With Floella Benjamin
10. 30 Book Repository
Post-marxist feminist book magazine for the blind (in Turkish with subtitles)
11. 00 Whittaker's Jump
Old Seth discovers the penis in his biscuit tin and the new Okapi at Grundle Farm is suspected ®
12. 00 Country Comforts
Jack Welton and Penelope Trench examine the contents of their middle kitchen drawers.
13. 00 The Shed Makeover Show
This week the Trubshaws get the surprise of their lives when they find Alan Bennett living in an old Oxo tin on the shelf above the Flymo, near the lawn rake.
14. 00 Top Gear
John Cooper Clarke and his friends test the latest stuff fresh in from Durban.
Sarah Lancashire is special guest.
15. 00 Jim'll Fix It.
Starring Jim Broadbent as the loveable
ne'er-do-well junkie who finds he's inherited a Prep School for Boys and .
a pharmacy in Kensington
16. 00 Swatch Of The Day
Block-busting drama set in a Thirties curtain-material shop. With Celia Imrie.
18. 00 God In A Bucket
Loads of white haired old dears in butterfly spectacles rattle on about The Great Bearded Dad .
18. 30 News and Whether
19. 00 The Money Slot
Corpulent vermin in suits discuss why we should all be worrying about our mortgages more.
20. 00 Where The Cart Is
Nick Berry as a country vet in 1920s Yorkshire.This week a farmer discovers a wounded pony – Sarah Lancashire, in his coal bunker. Can Edward save her?
6. 00 Slunk and Wink
7. 00 The Kids On Ritalin
8. 00 Parliamo Punjabi
West Indian book magazine programme
(Subtitles in Welsh)
9. 30 Gay Trad
Set in 1950s Dublin. Binky and his friends find a new banjo-player. But he turns out to be border collie called Fran. (With Sarah Lancashire.)
10. 00 Breast Of Both Worlds
Dr. Miriam Stoppard examines the Buddhist faith while re-pointing a Jacobean fireplace in her Kent cottage.
11. 00 FILM: McCluskey's Break
John Wayne is magnificent as the two-fisted Irish arts administrator who tries to bring radical dance to a mining town.
13. 25 Two Counties Celebrity Rugby
Sarah Lancashire vs David Essex
15. 00 Wood Glorious Wood!
Ulrika Jonsson talks to Swedish joiners about their favourite types of pine.
15.30 FILM: The Big Dorothy
Lee Marvin was Oscar-nominated for this Tennesee Williams screenplay about a cross-dressing heavyweight boxer who becomes a top embroiderer.
17. 30 Dongs Of Praise.
The evangelist bell-ringers of M'Gangwe Settlement in North Yorkshire, who believe that bells are sacred, use their penises for clappers. Loyd Grossman investigates.
18. 00 Bomb The Bastards
Serious news analysis with Peter Snow and a load of models of tanks which light up and make realistic noises.
19. 00 FILM : Snowy et Zoe (Fr. 1967)
Fifi Jean-Maire stars as the miniature French proctologist who gets lost in Gerard Depardieu's header-tank –with hilarious consequences
Welsh subtitles for the deaf
21. 00 NEW SERIES: Cunty McNalty
Gregor Fisher stars as the lovelorn, stuttering train driver in 1940s Dundee falling in love with an aristocratic WAAF ambulance driver who eats toothpaste. With Sarah Lancashire.
(Continues After The News)
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6. 00 Good Morning Belgium
6. 30 Bimble Time
7. 57 Kowalski MD
Former wartime pilot becomes a country vet in 1940s Yorkshire. Buttney Scoors Jr. stars
8. 00 The Bigger Picture
Two tory back-benchers go through the Sunday papers while some mush in important spectacles coughs a lot
9. 30 It's My House, Right?
Ugly twenty-something androids, the greed etched into their faces, make disastrous décor decisions
10. 00 The Forgotten King.
Fascinating documentary on King Alan the First, who reigned in England for two years without anyone noticing.
11. 00 Bugger Me, It's…
Susan Hampshire is the amazed guest when John and the boys turn up in her living room with The Big Red Buttock.
11.30 Peaches Vavoom MD
Wanda Heiney stars as the former goodtime girl fighting to become a top pathologist in a tough mining town.
12. 00 The News In Cockney
With Barbara and Frank Windsor
12. 35 The Weather In Leather
12. 40 Local Erection Special
The latest pole results.
13. 00 FILM Mr Daisy Goes To Ghent. (1944)
John Mills as the shy schoolmaster who volunteers to double for Betty Grable and gets nailed to an American bomber in drag, in order to cheer the crew up.
15. 00: Antiques Ambulance.
This week the ambulance visits York.
15. 30 Bert Wom's Hot Kok
Nude Chinese cookery made easy.
16. 00 Big Brothel
Who will be the next unsuspecting clergyman to get kicked out of the house of ill-repute?
17. 00 FILM: A Few Good Hens
Clint Eastwood and Telly Savalas in this light musical comedy about a couple of lovelorn Ohio farmers driven to illegal acts of farmyard passion.
19. 15 Tuesday On A Sunday
Another chance to see the actress Tuesday Weld talking about her new-found faith in Gaaaaad.
6. 00 Let's Cope!
6. 15 Farming In Welsh
6. 17 Dyke Racing From Cambridge
7. 00 Welcome Back, Frotter.
This week, Frotter finds himself in trouble on a crowded trolley-bus in San Francisco. Then romance blooms.
7. 30 Bonki The Donkey
Animated children's film from Spain
8. 00 Police Inaction!
This week the lads of the Colne Vale community policing team, stay in with the Playstation, while a riot breaks out in the pub just across the road.
9. 00 Emcee MD
Kennington Goober Jr as the ex-gangsta rapper who needs to prove to his colleagues that he can make the grade as an Ears, Nose and Throat specialist in a tough L.A clinic.
10. 00 FILM Corporal Susan (1986)
A cross-dressing florist joins the SAS with her kitten and is put in charge of guarding a captured Iraqi officer.
Romantic comedy with Demi Moore.
12. 00 No Going Forward
Documentary about people who buy cars and then find they don't know how to drive them. With Brian Sewell.
13. 00 Celebrity Clubbing
This week it's Jade Goody and Anthea
Turner's chance to beat members of the public with their oaken staves.
14. 00 Live From Cardiff !
George Jissholm's Jazz Explosion
The Geordie trad veteran wows Wales.
15. 00 The Fascist Show
Annie and Franni suggest makeover styles for dictators past and present.
16. 00 Ask Thurton
The half-qualified vet is back and this week, he has to deal with an abused badger and a homesick llama. Awww.
17. 00 FILM Mahoney's Way (1959)
Richard Widdery stole the show from Burle Jackson in this story of a small-town lawyer who has to defend a circus clown charged with killing his tailor.
19. 00 The Large Box
Jeremy Paxman stands in the large box this week with John Prescott.
20. 00 FILM: Easy up, M'Luv! (1962)
Banjo-crazy hospital porter falls in love with a lady judge. With Jim Dale.