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SUNDAY TV GUIDE BBC 1 6.00 Breakfast with Frostrup 7.00 Crutch of the Day Magazine
show for the wounded. 8.00 Hunky Bunky Time 9.00 Yr Pobli Llyr Cwmbrn Beach
surgery in Welsh 10. 00 Knacker-Lacka Teeni-Weenies! With
Floella Benjamin 10. 30 Book Repository Post-marxist
feminist book magazine for the
blind (in Turkish with subtitles) 11. 00 Whittaker's Jump Old Seth discovers the penis in his biscuit tin
and the new Okapi at Grundle Farm is suspected ® 12. 00 Country Comforts Jack
Welton and Penelope Trench examine the contents of their middle kitchen
drawers. 13. 00 The Shed
Makeover Show This
week the Trubshaws get the surprise of their lives when they find Alan Bennett living in an old Oxo tin on the
shelf above the Flymo, near
the lawn rake. 14. 00 Top Gear John
Cooper Clarke and his friends test the latest stuff fresh in from Durban. Sarah
Lancashire is special guest. 15. 00 Jim'll Fix It. Starring
Jim Broadbent as the loveable ne'er-do-well
junkie who finds he's inherited a Prep School for Boys and . a
pharmacy in Kensington 16. 00 Swatch Of The Day Block-busting
drama set in a Thirties curtain-material shop. With Celia Imrie. 18. 00 God In A Bucket Loads
of white haired old dears in butterfly spectacles rattle on about The
Great Bearded Dad . 18. 30 News and
Whether 19. 00 The Money
Slot Corpulent
vermin in suits discuss why we should all be worrying about our mortgages
more. 20. 00 Where
The Cart Is Nick
Berry as a country vet in 1920s Yorkshire.This week a farmer discovers
a wounded pony – Sarah Lancashire, in his coal bunker. Can Edward save
her? ITV 1 6. 00 Slunk and Wink 7. 00 The Kids On Ritalin 8. 00 Parliamo Punjabi West Indian book magazine programme (Subtitles
in Welsh) 9. 30 Gay Trad Set in 1950s Dublin. Binky and his friends find a new
banjo-player. But he turns out to be border collie called Fran. (With
Sarah Lancashire.) 10. 00 Breast
Of Both Worlds Dr.
Miriam Stoppard examines the Buddhist faith while re-pointing a Jacobean
fireplace in her Kent cottage. 11. 00 FILM: McCluskey's Break John
Wayne is magnificent as the two-fisted Irish arts administrator who
tries to bring radical dance to a mining town. 13. 25 Two Counties Celebrity Rugby Sarah
Lancashire vs David Essex 15. 00 Wood Glorious Wood! Ulrika
Jonsson talks to Swedish joiners about their favourite types of pine. 15.30 FILM: The Big Dorothy Lee
Marvin was Oscar-nominated for this Tennesee Williams screenplay about
a cross-dressing heavyweight boxer who becomes a top embroiderer. 17. 30 Dongs Of Praise. The
evangelist bell-ringers of M'Gangwe
Settlement in North Yorkshire, who believe that bells are sacred, use
their penises for clappers. Loyd Grossman investigates. 18. 00 Bomb The Bastards Serious
news analysis with Peter Snow and a load of models of tanks which light
up and make realistic noises. 19. 00 FILM : Snowy
et Zoe (Fr.
1967) Fifi
Jean-Maire stars as the miniature French proctologist who gets lost
in Gerard Depardieu's header-tank –with hilarious consequences Welsh subtitles for the deaf 21. 00 NEW SERIES: Cunty McNalty Gregor
Fisher stars as the lovelorn, stuttering train driver in 1940s Dundee
falling in love with an aristocratic WAAF ambulance driver who eats
toothpaste. With Sarah Lancashire. (Continues
After The News) |
BBC 2 6. 00 Good
Morning Belgium 6. 30 Bimble
Time 7. 57 Kowalski
MD Former wartime pilot becomes a country vet in 1940s
Yorkshire. Buttney Scoors Jr. stars 8. 00 The
Bigger Picture Two tory back-benchers go through the Sunday papers
while some mush in important spectacles coughs a lot 9. 30 It's My
House, Right? Ugly twenty-something androids, the greed etched
into their faces, make disastrous
décor decisions 10. 00 The
Forgotten King. Fascinating documentary on King Alan the First, who
reigned in England for two years without anyone noticing. 11. 00 Bugger
Me, It's… Susan Hampshire is the amazed guest when John and the boys turn up in her living room
with The Big Red Buttock. 11.30 Peaches
Vavoom MD Wanda Heiney stars as the former goodtime girl
fighting to become a top pathologist in a tough mining town. 12. 00 The
News In Cockney With Barbara and Frank Windsor 12. 35 The
Weather In Leather 12. 40 Local
Erection Special The latest pole results. 13. 00
FILM Mr Daisy Goes To Ghent. (1944)
John Mills as the shy schoolmaster who volunteers to
double for Betty Grable and gets nailed
to an American bomber in drag, in order to cheer the crew up. 15. 00:
Antiques Ambulance. This week the ambulance visits York. 15. 30 Bert
Wom's Hot Kok Nude Chinese cookery made easy. 16. 00 Big
Brothel Who will be the next unsuspecting clergyman to get
kicked out of the house of ill-repute? 17. 00 FILM: A Few Good Hens Clint Eastwood and Telly Savalas in this light
musical comedy about a couple of lovelorn Ohio farmers driven to illegal acts of farmyard passion. 19. 15 Tuesday
On A Sunday Another chance to see the actress Tuesday Weld
talking about her new-found faith in Gaaaaad. C 4 6. 00 Let's
Cope! 6. 15 Farming In Welsh 6. 17 Dyke Racing From Cambridge 7. 00 Welcome Back, Frotter. This week, Frotter finds himself in trouble on a
crowded trolley-bus in San Francisco. Then romance blooms. 7. 30 Bonki
The Donkey Animated children's film from Spain 8. 00 Police
Inaction! This week the lads of the Colne Vale community
policing team, stay in with the Playstation, while a riot breaks out in the pub
just across the road. 9. 00 Emcee MD Kennington Goober Jr as the ex-gangsta rapper who
needs to prove to his colleagues that he can make the grade as an Ears, Nose
and Throat specialist in a tough L.A clinic. 10. 00
FILM Corporal Susan (1986) A cross-dressing florist joins the SAS with her
kitten and is put in charge of guarding
a captured Iraqi officer. Romantic comedy with Demi Moore. 12. 00 No
Going Forward Documentary about people who buy cars and then find
they don't know how to drive them. With
Brian Sewell. 13. 00
Celebrity Clubbing This week it's Jade Goody and Anthea Turner's
chance to beat members of the public with their oaken staves. 14. 00 Live
From Cardiff ! George Jissholm's Jazz Explosion The Geordie trad veteran wows Wales. 15. 00 The
Fascist Show Annie and Franni suggest makeover styles for
dictators past and present. 16. 00 Ask
Thurton The half-qualified vet is back and this week, he has
to deal with an abused badger and a
homesick llama. Awww. 17. 00 FILM Mahoney's Way (1959) Richard Widdery stole the show from Burle Jackson in
this story of a small-town lawyer who has to defend a circus clown charged with
killing his tailor. 19. 00 The
Large Box Jeremy Paxman stands in the large box this week
with John Prescott. 20. 00 FILM: Easy up, M'Luv! (1962) Banjo-crazy hospital porter falls in love with a lady judge. With Jim Dale. |