Steve Dix...Comedian?

Raptus Regaliter

Foraging for food in the bins beside the Information Highway.

11.06.2005 20:40 - Christening Presents

Today I caught Her Maj frowning whilst reading the box of one of the christening presents - A Fisher-Price toy.

"What's the matter?"

"This toy hasn't got any instructions in german on it!"

For Heaven's Sake, he's only three months old! He hasn't learnt to focus his eyes properly, let alone read!

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