Steve Dix...Comedian?

Raptus Regaliter

I was a pilot in the USAF until I discovered that God was an egg in my lunchbox. So I ate him.


11.06.2005 20:40 - Christening Presents

Today I caught Her Maj frowning whilst reading the box of one of the christening presents - A Fisher-Price toy.

"What's the matter?"

"This toy hasn't got any instructions in german on it!"

For Heaven's Sake, he's only three months old! He hasn't learnt to focus his eyes properly, let alone read!


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