24.10.2008 07:26 - Plant Blog!
That light is in the sky again. Oh. It's gone dark again.
Went light. Went dark.
Light again. Felt water on my roots. yum yum. Dark again.
Light, then dark again.
Beginning to notice a pattern.
Light, dark. Brr, it's cold. Light seems to have moved round slightly. I'll have to twist round to follow it.
Light, then not so dark! Big bluish thing has replaced big yellow thing.
Not very light, then dark. Puzzled.
Reached limits of root growth. Something hard is stopping them growing any further.
The hard stuff is all around my soil! Light, dark.
My leaves hurt.
I wish I could have been a tomato plant. Tomato plants seem to have all the fun.
Or a cactus. That would be cool. Or not, as the case may be.
Thinking of growing a flower. The thought somehow makes me feel a bit funny.
Trying to get the pressure right to make flower grow.
Got the pressure wrong. Roots sprouted instead. Bugger!
My first flower is on the way!
I've flowered. For some reason I feel incredibly horny.
COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!!!
I can't think why I wrote that last entry. It must be my latent psychic powers or something.
Oh god, something just happened. I felt something climbing into my flower, and rubbing away at my pistil and it felt all funny and before I knew it there was pollen everywhere. Ewwwww, gross.