24.10.2008 07:26 - Plant Blog!
01/06/2008
That light is in the sky again. Oh. It's gone dark again.
02/06/2008
Went light. Went dark.
03/06/2008
Light again. Felt water on my roots. yum yum. Dark again.
04/06/2008
Light, then dark again.
Beginning to notice a pattern.
05/06/2008
Light, dark. Brr, it's cold. Light seems to have moved round slightly. I'll have to twist round to follow it.
06/06/2008
Light, then not so dark! Big bluish thing has replaced big yellow thing.
07/06/2008
Not very light, then dark. Puzzled.
08/06/2008
Reached limits of root growth. Something hard is stopping them growing any further.
09/06/2008
The hard stuff is all around my soil! Light, dark.
10/06/2008
My leaves hurt.
11/06/2008
I wish I could have been a tomato plant. Tomato plants seem to have all the fun.
12/06/2008
Or a cactus. That would be cool. Or not, as the case may be.
13/06/2008
Thinking of growing a flower. The thought somehow makes me feel a bit funny.
14/06/2008
Trying to get the pressure right to make flower grow.
15/06/2008
Got the pressure wrong. Roots sprouted instead. Bugger!
16/06/2008
I've budded!
17/06/2008
My first flower is on the way!
20/06/2008
I've flowered. For some reason I feel incredibly horny.
22/06/2008
COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!!!
23/06/2008
I can't think why I wrote that last entry. It must be my latent psychic powers or something.
26/06/2008
Oh god, something just happened. I felt something climbing into my flower, and rubbing away at my pistil and it felt all funny and before I knew it there was pollen everywhere. Ewwwww, gross.