Steve Dix...Comedian?

Raptus Regaliter

Oh My God, what am I DOING with my life?! I could have been an Astronaut!


24.10.2008 07:26 - Plant Blog!

01/06/2008

That light is in the sky again. Oh. It's gone dark again.

02/06/2008

Went light. Went dark.

03/06/2008

Light again. Felt water on my roots. yum yum. Dark again.

04/06/2008

Light, then dark again.

Beginning to notice a pattern.

05/06/2008

Light, dark. Brr, it's cold. Light seems to have moved round slightly. I'll have to twist round to follow it.

06/06/2008

Light, then not so dark! Big bluish thing has replaced big yellow thing.

07/06/2008

Not very light, then dark. Puzzled.

08/06/2008

Reached limits of root growth. Something hard is stopping them growing any further.

09/06/2008

The hard stuff is all around my soil! Light, dark.

10/06/2008

My leaves hurt.

11/06/2008

I wish I could have been a tomato plant. Tomato plants seem to have all the fun.

12/06/2008

Or a cactus. That would be cool. Or not, as the case may be.

13/06/2008

Thinking of growing a flower. The thought somehow makes me feel a bit funny.

14/06/2008

Trying to get the pressure right to make flower grow.

15/06/2008

Got the pressure wrong. Roots sprouted instead. Bugger!

16/06/2008

I've budded!

17/06/2008

My first flower is on the way!

20/06/2008

I've flowered. For some reason I feel incredibly horny.

22/06/2008

COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!!!

23/06/2008

I can't think why I wrote that last entry. It must be my latent psychic powers or something.

26/06/2008

Oh god, something just happened. I felt something climbing into my flower, and rubbing away at my pistil and it felt all funny and before I knew it there was pollen everywhere. Ewwwww, gross.

 


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