Steve Dix...Comedian?

Raptus Regaliter

I was a pilot in the USAF until I discovered that God was an egg in my lunchbox. So I ate him.

17.12.2008 22:15 - The Astronaut's Lament

The behavior of pee
in zero-g
Is something you really
don't want to see.

It's unable to fall
so instead makes a ball
a giant dew-drop
at the end of your cock

and on the International Space Station
more than three shakes
is considered masturbation.

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