Steve Dix...Comedian?

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23.01.2009 10:44 - Memo to all Fridge users

I don't know who has put fish in the refrigerator, but, please, if you ever do it again, seal it in an airtight container.

Because if you don't, it flavours everything else in the refrigerator.

Even the ice.

Now, you can argue that water should taste of fish, as it is their natural environment.  However, there is also a reason why fish-flavoured milk and butter aren't the commercial success that you probably think they should be, and that is that they taste vile, as does fish-flavoured coffee and tea.

So can you please be more careful in future.

Thank you for your future consideration in this matter.

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