Steve Dix...Comedian?

Raptus Regaliter

I was a pilot in the USAF until I discovered that God was an egg in my lunchbox. So I ate him.


28.07.2004 08:45 - The Final Front Ear

You may remember \"The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins\" as sung by Leonard Nimoy.  It came from a compilation which featured both William Shatner and Nimoy\'s attempts to break into the record market.  Shatner\'s is particularly excruciating, due to his attempts to \"act\" the songs, rather than sing them.  Imagine \"Mr. Tambourine Man\" read - in - that- Captain - Kirk - style - where he EMPHasizes - certain - words.  There was a whole record of this, called \"The Transformed Man\".

Well, according to Mr.Simpson, and Mr. Creedy, guitarbuilder of his Parish, he\'s gone and done it again, to a song by Pulp, no less.

Altogether now.... \"You\'ll - never - live - like - COMmon PEEople....\"


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