13.09.2010 08:05 - Egg Attack
There's a FUD mail going round warning about people throwing eggs at your car windscreen, in an attempt to blind you so you'll stop. My advice is to fit a heated front windscreen, fill your windscreen washer with milk, and carry a pepper spray. When the criminals throw the eggs, turn on your wipers and the heated windscreen full on. Within a matter of moments, you will have scrambled eggs. Add pepper spray to taste. The criminals will now be off-guard, due to the smell of cooking, and so you can escape whilst they're eating the scrambled eggs.
