Steve Dix...Comedian?

Raptus Regaliter

A prime example of it all going pear-shaped.

13.09.2010 08:05 - Egg Attack

There's a FUD mail going round warning about people throwing eggs at your car windscreen, in an attempt to blind you so you'll stop.  My advice is to fit a heated front windscreen, fill your windscreen washer with milk, and carry a pepper spray.  When the criminals throw the eggs, turn on your wipers and the heated windscreen full on.  Within a matter of moments, you will have scrambled eggs.  Add pepper spray to taste.  The criminals will now be off-guard, due to the smell of cooking, and so you can escape whilst they're eating the scrambled eggs.

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