06.12.2004 13:40 - You Can\'t Have That
I have the sneaking suspicion Her Maj has bought my Xmas present, and is trying to get me to \"decide\" on it now she\'s bought it.
Her Maj: What do you want for Xmas?
Me: A digital camera.
Her Maj:That\'s too expensive.
Me:You can get a Kodak like your brothers for 88 Euro.
Her Maj:But that\'s a year old.
Me:I don\'t care, it\'s good enough.
Her Maj:But it won\'t be good enough in a year\'s time - I know you.
Me:It WILL be good enough in a year\'s time.
Her Maj:Well I\'m not getting one. What about something else?
Me:How about a DVD?
Her Maj:No, we never have time to watch any DVDs these days. Besides, we can rent from the shop on the corner.
Me:Alright, but we never get round to joining. CD then?
Her Maj:You never listen to the ones you\'ve got and you have too many anyway.
Me:Book?
Her Maj:You have too many.
Me:I don\'t know, then.
