Raptus Regaliter

I've been working on a little film script, which I plan to make.  You know, a sort of arthouse cult film for connoisseurs.

It's called "Mutant Zombie Bloodbath".

I've been trying to raise funding for it, and a friend pointed me in the direction of the German Ministry of Culture.  I sent them a copy of the script, but they sent it back, saying it didn't reflect enough German culture for them to give me funding.

So I renamed it "Nazi Mutant Zombie Bloodbath" and sent it back.

We start filming next month, with Tom Cruise in the lead role.

Of course, this means that we've had to make a few alterations.  Tom insists that the Zombies have to be created by atom-bombs placed in volcanoes.  I've pointed out that there's no real reason for such a plot-twist, but to be honest, with this sort of film, who's going to pay attention to the plot?

Apart from the accountants, that is.