23.06.2009 07:46 - Ten Things To Do Before You Die
- Yell for help*
- yell "Flee, you fools!"
- yell "I love you!"**
- Shit yourself
- Attempt to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow (It works for Dr. Who)
- Use the Ship's Doctor as a sort of Mental USB stick to save your immortal soul, then walk into a radiation-flooded chamber where the controls to the reactor have been inconveniently located.
- Reflect on the fact that boffing the fat rich girl in 1st class wasn't such a good idea.
* Not necessarily a good thing to do in an Avalanche area, but if you're going to die, do it in style...
** Not necessarily a good idea when you're in a troop carrier full of Marines. Unless you're American.