Steve Dix...Comedian?

Raptus Regaliter

Wasting your company bandwidth since 2003.


23.06.2009 07:46 - Ten Things To Do Before You Die

  1. Panic
  2. Yell for help*
  3. yell "Flee, you fools!"
  4. yell "I love you!"**
  5. Cry
  6. Shit yourself
  7. Attempt to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow (It works for Dr. Who)
  8. Pray
  9. Use the Ship's Doctor as a sort of Mental USB stick to save your immortal soul, then walk into a radiation-flooded chamber where the controls to the reactor have been inconveniently located.
  10. Reflect on the fact that boffing the fat rich girl in 1st class wasn't such a good idea.

* Not necessarily a good thing to do in an Avalanche area, but if you're going to die, do it in style...
** Not necessarily a good idea when you're in a troop carrier full of Marines.  Unless you're American.

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