07.03.2007 08:18 - News In : Belief Officially Beggared
It appears that Christian Fundamentalists believe that all this talk about Global Warming is a plot to divert attention from wild fornication. Apparently, it is more important to teach children not to have sex before marriage.
Gentlemen, I think you misheard the news. They were saying "If we don't get a handle on global warming, then our kid's kids are going to be fucked."
I don't know about you, but I don't think that my son is going to sit there in the middle of the giant desert the earth has become, picking at the scabrous melanomas that cover his entire body and say "Well, at least I didn't have sex out of wedlock. Thanks Dad."