21.03.2007 08:03 - Adoption
I'm thinking of putting myself up for adoption by Angelina Jolie.
I mean, I come from a third-world country - a dictatorship to boot, and had a deprived upbringing in an industrial area. Well, deprived compared to Angelina's kids, that's for sure.
I'm really looking forward to it - refusing to call Brad Pitt "Dad", and inviting all my friends round for dinner so they can sit round the table staring at "mom". I can't wait for "Mom" to ask me to bring my girlfriend round for lunch.
"Mum, Dad, meet Jennifer. Jennifer Aniston."
