Steve Dix...Comedian?

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24.12.2006 15:32 - Amateur Dog Breeding

A friend of mine had two pet dogs : A schnauzer and a poodle.  Seeing how popular "Schnoodles" were, he attempted to breed them.  Unfortunately something went wrong and he ended up with a Poser. It's similar to a pointer, except instead of guns, it likes cameras.  Every time a flash goes off, it poses.  He had to have it put down after it savaged David Bailey.

Don't ask me about the trouble he got into when he tried to cross a terrier with a shi-tzu. 


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