Raptus Regaliter

I've just invented a whole new branch of mathematics. It's called Quantum Accountancy. Basically it takes modern accountancy principles and rewrites them in terms of Quantum Mechanics.

Traditional accounting has always been based on a fundamental rule : Time is Money. Quantum Mechanics goes even further, defining time as a fourth dimension, but what it all boils down to is this : If time is money, then we should be able to calculate the entire cost of the universe. Some of the more theoretical problems state that the void is actually filled with particles, coming in and out of existence. This is easily explained via quantum accountancy. These particles are small businesses, which last an infinitesimally small time before going bust. On the other end of the scale is the black hole, which sucks in all matter, destroying it in the process. This is analogous to a large Corporation. The conditions at the centre of a black hole are theorised to create an area of spacetime where normal rules do not apply. In quantum accounting, the same thing holds true for the large corporation, where the laws of normal accountancy no longer function, causing large amounts of money to appear and disappear.