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02.07.2008 16:12 - Dalek Supreme

INGREDIENTS

1 Dalek (Imperial or Renegade)
2 oz (50g) Butter
4 oz (100g) Mushrooms, sliced
1 Tin Condensed Mushroom Soup
1 Clove Garlic, crushed
Salt & Pepper

METHOD

Crack open the Dalek casing* extract the mutant and fry in the Butter until golden brown. Arrange pieced in the bottom of a casserole dish. Fry the Mushrooms until soft, add the Soup and the Garlic, stirring over a low heat. Pour the mixture over the dalek mutant. seasoning and cook at 350F / 180C / Mark 4 for 45 minutes. Serves 4.

*Younger Readers: Always get an adult to help you with sharp or dangerous tools, like carving knifes or neutron beam cutters. It would also be wise to check the casing for flecks of foam or other indications of Dalek retrovirus, as it can be a bugger to clear up the kitchen if the thing starts squirting white stuff all over the place. Erm. You know what I mean.


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