Raptus Regaliter

In the darkness of the night,
I'm woken by a beam of light.
Because the curtain's opened wide,
And that streetlamp right outside,
Flickers on and off for ages,
Leading me to sleepless rages.
Phoned the Council,
Phoned the Mayor,
Phoned the papers,
No-one cares.
Tormented endlessly in bed,
I go and sleep in the bath instead.

(With apologies to Jane Gately on Hobnox, for nicking the start from her speech bubble)