01.08.2008 20:02 - Complaints Dept.
Hello Kamino Custom Cloning support desk, How can I help you?
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You'd like to complain about some storm-troopers you ordered from us. What seems to be the trouble?
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They can't shoot straight. I'm sorry customer, what was your name again?.
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Darth Vader....Just having a look on our computer....Oh right, got you here.
Hmmm.
It seems you ordered the economy model, which is largely ornamental. You know, looks good, marches in step, very impressive for parades......but can't hit a barn door to save it's life.
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Yes, I'm afraid if you put them in active combat they get into a bit of a tizzy. Yeeeeesss. Tell you what I'll do, Darth. We've got a special offer, a two-for-one trade-in. Two of your used economy models for a brand new combat model.
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What sort of problem, Darth?
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What did you do with them?
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They were on a planet-sized battle station...which exploded.
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Well, Darth, I'm afraid the warranty doesn't cover that. I suggest you call your insurance. You did have them insured, didn't you?
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Well, I'm afraid I can't help you. Good day!
Argh...
can't....
breathe......
(THUMP)
