Steve Dix...Comedian?

Raptus Regaliter

Disappointing net porn freaks since 2003

21.08.2008 08:12 - Don't!!

Warning: Do not, on any account, visit this website. You will spend the rest of your days fiddling round building machines. Your productivity will drop to zero. It will take over your life. Hear that whooshing sound? That’s another deadline passing by. That sobbing sound and a door slamming? Your girlfriend just left you. Food? Who needs food? Your mummified corpse will eventually be found, sitting in front of your computer, which will still be displaying your pathetic attempt to crack the “big ball” puzzle.

No, really, don’t go there. It’s not so much a game, more an anti-productivity virus. It was probably put on the internet by evil aliens as a means to eradicate mankind.


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