09.07.2008 16:27 - The Bunny Murders
There is a psychopath at large in Dormagen.
Someone is going around, chopping the heads off cute bunnies and draining their blood. Owners are going down to the hutch to feed little Fluffy and finding scenes from "The House That Bled To Death".
The main thrust of the article? Satanists? Wanna-be Satanists who have been listening to too much black metal? Weird stunt by viral PR company hoping to promote an uncut version of "Wallace and Gromit and the Curse of the Were-Rabbit"? Nope.
The fact that the people who are doing it might have used google maps to identify rabbit hutches in people's gardens.
I'm sorry? Did I miss something? Has a gang of international rabbit-hating psychopaths brought out a web 2.0 site which pinpoints rabbits via a google maps interface? Because when I last checked, http://www.bunnystalker.com seemed to be unregistered.
I would have thought that if you were looking to find innocent rabbit victims in Dormagen via the internet, typing the words "kaninchen" and "Dormagen" into www.google.de might just provide a teensy-weensy clue as to their whereabouts?
Could it be, also, that our Psycho Bunny Killer is actually (gasp) hanging round outside pet shops and following anyone who comes out holding an economy-size pack of "Bunny Treats"? Or even looking at the postcard ads that are usually in such a shop?
I suspect that it might have something to do with the fact that the people investigating this haven't got a fucking clue and are looking for an easy peg to blame society's ills upon.
Meanwhile, Police have released a picture of the suspect.
