19.09.2008 18:38 - Evil
How do you define Evil?
My definition of evil is “those who pray on their own kind” : Female Shoe Shop Assistants, for example.
Ever seen one of them work?
They’re like owls. They just stand there, motionless, staring out the window, waiting for some poor fool to stare longingly at a shoe.
Then they catch their eye and beckon them in, and it’s like a lamb to the slaughter. They hand them the shoes, lead them to a mirror, and then, when the victim is mesmerized like a rabbit in oncoming car headlights, they whisper two little words...
Now THAT'S evil for you.