05.05.2010 07:51 - Gone Quiet...?
...because my mother is in hospital after an operation to remove a tumor from her pituitary gland.
So, as you can imagine, I don't feel much like being funny.
However, needs must when the devil drives, and I will be attempting to be funny despite prevailing conditions at the Comedy Punch Club in Solingen tonight.
Your hopes of severe damage to skeletal components of the author's ambulatory limb would be welcome, however.