Raptus Regaliter

I have little to say on this that I didn't say last year. Latvia was robbed. The winning entry? Pah, utter crap. The British Entry? Utter pants. Languished down the bottom, where it deserved to be, and didn't come last mainly because everyone boycotted the German entry due to the producer's shameless chart manipulation. What was it with all the drums and oilcans this year?

I don't know why I watched it. Actually I do know why I was watching it. A vain, desperate hope that, for once, a song would actually win that I liked.

Fat chance.