Steve Dix...Comedian?

Raptus Regaliter

I was a pilot in the USAF until I discovered that God was an egg in my lunchbox. So I ate him.


11.10.2005 21:44 - Words for the Times we Live in (Governments please note.)

Or : Proactivity vs. Lateral Thinking.

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish and you'll have fed him for a lifetime.

Asking a man if he likes to eat fish before doing either of these will save the both of you a lot of wasted effort, arguments and misery.


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