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30.11.2007 15:09 - This Year's Hot Xmas-er-"Winterfest" Gift

Further to my activities here, I'm pleased to bring you this year's must-have toy.

It's a talking Islamic-extremist suicide-bomber teddy bear, named "Mohammed". Not so much "knopf im ohr" as "Knopf under die Daume".

He says a number of realistic phrases, such as "SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!", "JIHAAAAAAD!" and spouts realistic dogma.

The thing is, no-one's actually dared to actually pull the cord to see if he really says any of these things.

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