30.11.2007 15:09 - This Year's Hot Xmas-er-"Winterfest" Gift
Further to my activities here, I'm pleased to bring you this year's must-have toy.
It's a talking Islamic-extremist suicide-bomber teddy bear, named "Mohammed". Not so much "knopf im ohr" as "Knopf under die Daume".
He says a number of realistic phrases, such as "SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!", "JIHAAAAAAD!" and spouts realistic dogma.
The thing is, no-one's actually dared to actually pull the cord to see if he really says any of these things.