Steve Dix...Comedian?

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28.02.2008 08:21 - Tired

I am very tired at the moment.  This is mainly due to having a demanding girlfriend.  For example, last night, she woke me up every ten minutes to demand that I stop snoring.  I think this sort of thing is illegal under the Geneva convention.  The sleep deprivation, not the snoring.

People consider me to be well-informed.  I don't know why, as I'm probably the most ill-informed person you'll ever meet.  I'm so ill-informed, I won the ill-informed society's man of the year award three times running.  I didn't find out until three years later.  I got the 2nd and 3rd awards only because no-one had told them I'd already won.


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