28.02.2008 08:21 - Tired
I am very tired at the moment. This is mainly due to having a demanding girlfriend. For example, last night, she woke me up every ten minutes to demand that I stop snoring. I think this sort of thing is illegal under the Geneva convention. The sleep deprivation, not the snoring.
People consider me to be well-informed. I don't know why, as I'm probably the most ill-informed person you'll ever meet. I'm so ill-informed, I won the ill-informed society's man of the year award three times running. I didn't find out until three years later. I got the 2nd and 3rd awards only because no-one had told them I'd already won.