Steve Dix...Comedian?

Raptus Regaliter

I was a pilot in the USAF until I discovered that God was an egg in my lunchbox. So I ate him.


28.05.2005 22:01 - Nice Weather, if You Can Get It.

Lookee! See thart big round thing in the skoy, at's the Sun, Oi tellee! Paypul sez oi's maaad, but Oi telle thart's the Sunnn!!!

Today has been spent out on the terrace, reading, guzzling cool drinks and enjoying the company of Button, the cat who has adopted us.

Nobody told me that cats dribble when they purr.

I'm covered in cat-hairs and drool.


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