10.08.2006 18:10 - My Airport Hell
Although I managed to get through the terrorist incident just in the nick of time, I did have a dodgy moment at Bonn airport. Two guys came up to me, flashed an ID and said they were plain-clothes police, and they had to check that the duty-free whiskey I bought was real. They polished off the whole bottle, and then admitted that they weren't security at all.
"That's OK" I said. "I also have a confession to make. That wasn't whiskey. What ever you do, don't fart for the next five hours."