Steve Dix...Comedian?

Raptus Regaliter

Oh My God, what am I DOING with my life?! I could have been an Astronaut!

10.08.2006 18:10 - My Airport Hell

Although I managed to get through the terrorist incident just in the nick of time, I did have a dodgy moment at Bonn airport.  Two guys came up to me, flashed an ID and said they were plain-clothes police, and they had to check that the duty-free whiskey I bought was real.  They polished off the whole bottle, and then admitted that they weren't security at all.

"That's OK" I said. "I also have a confession to make.  That wasn't whiskey.  What ever you do, don't fart for the next five hours."

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