03.08.2006 12:18 - Do Ursine Mammals Defecate in Forestry Commission Conservation Areas?
It constantly astounds me the way advertisers manage to skirt round the most biological of bodily functions. To whit, the paper you use to clean away excess material after you've had a good turn-out.
To date, we've had cheeky little labrador puppies, cute fluffy kittens, animated bears (showing embarrasment whilst they shit in the woods) and, god help us, a hideous animated frog, advertising wet-wipe style junior toilet paper.
Rabbits, the preferred lavatorial cleaning method of the average bear, according to the old joke, don't seem to get a look-in, and neither do Guinea pigs, which, let's face it, would probably squeal unpleasantly.