21.01.2008 07:11 - Can't Get The Wrappers Off
So, Nuremberg Zoo's cold hearts have thawed, and they've decided to let the third Polar Bearcub live, rather than be eaten by his own mother. I wonder what caused such a change of mind? I bet the director of the Berlin zoo phoned up after the first two were eaten and said "Are you out of your MIND?! Have you SEEN our admissions since Knüt?! The chinese can't sew white toy bears fast enough! We're having to employ security guards at the Souvenir Shop to stop riots! Haven't you taken your kids to see the Golden Compass yet?! Polar Bears are hot stuff!! Screw nature taking it's course, think of the MONEY!"
Darwin's theories of evolution should be revised to include not only the survival of the fittest, but also the most profitable.
