15.05.2006 18:13 - Cab for Guy Kewney!
Guy Kewney is a prominent technology journalist in the UK - probably the first serious computer journalist -I can remember reading his column waaaay back in 1979 in Personal Computer World, above which was a picture of a rather dapper-looking gent with a well-trimmed beard.
It came as something of a surprise, then, to find that Guy Kewney is a large, somewhat less than dapper balding black bloke with a pronounced French accent who seemingly knows bugger-all about digital downloads. No-one knows the real name of the imposter, as he legged it as soon as the interview was over.
Watch the look of horror as "Mr. Kewney" realises that he's on TV in front of millions of people....