Steve Dix...Comedian?

Raptus Regaliter

I was a pilot in the USAF until I discovered that God was an egg in my lunchbox. So I ate him.


19.05.2006 14:21 - Tree Sex

It is, at the moment, pissing down.

This makes me extraordinarily happy, because last week we had incredible pollen levels. Everything, and I mean everything, was covered in a horrible layer of yellow dust. Even I, not normally given to asthmatic attacks since I was seven, started having problems breathing. Even when it has rained, on the past two days, the gutters have been full of yellow muck - the byproduct of so much tree sex.

The trees have now dropped all their blooms, and it looks as though they're all saying "Phew! That's enough of that for this year."

 


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