Steve Dix...Comedian?

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I was a pilot in the USAF until I discovered that God was an egg in my lunchbox. So I ate him.


19.03.2009 08:22 - Faith of Britain Day Revisited

Remember "Faith of Britain" day?  March 6th? The day when it was all going to change?  The day when everyone was going to sit down and think good things?

Well, let's have a look what actually happened, shall we?

The Cologne Archive collapsed, killing two and destroying thousands of irreplacable documents.

Tim Kretschmer ran amok, shooting fifteen people.

Natascha Richardson died after a skiing accident.

And I fell off the stage at Nightwash.

Call me a pessimist, folks, but you don't seem to have really done much good, do you?

Not only that, everything that went wrong is now YOUR FAULT.


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