Steve Dix...Comedian?

Raptus Regaliter

God is a comedian, and we are all his punchlines.

22.01.2006 23:00 - Love Child


There are times, when you can't sleep, because your brain is in full gear, and just won't stop. These are the times when you start wondering things like : Where does Yoda come from? If Kermit and Miss Piggy had a child, would it be a frig or a pog? What would it taste like? Chicken or pork? Well, I had one of those nights last night, and suddenly, the truth hit me right between the eyes.

Look at the ears. Look at the skin. Look at the eyes - and for that matter, listen to the voice. Small, green, and obsessed with martial arts. It has to be true.

Tell me you don't believe Yoda is Kermit and Piggy's love child.

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